Saturday, March 7, 2009

Body Found Floating in Water Bowl

RM of Colonsay - The water sodden body of a purple Teddy Bear was found floating face down in a green water bowl in a rural Saskatchewan home. The prime suspect is bernese mountain dog, "Callie Two Toys". Police were suspicious when they found the suspect with only one toy in her mouth. The body has been retrieved and is now set out in the kitchen sink to dry. No word yet on why the suspect drops stuffies in the water dish, but experts speculate that the dog has a clean fetish. The investigation continues.

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